The fence looks directly on to my back yard and can be seen from three other back yards and my front yard (depending on where you stand).

The sign would reach a heterogeneous audience of approximately six people in an average week. Demographics project a mixed-gender audience ranging in age from two-years-old (next-door neighbor) to sixty-three years old (the couple two houses down).

You can purchase advertising in one-month blocks for up to six months.

Other terms and conditions:

• Buyer is responsible for creating all artwork and physical signage.
• Buyer is responsible for delivery of signage.
• I reserve the right to approve or reject displays based on content, design, or whims of fancy.
• Viewership numbers and demographics are projected but in no way guaranteed.
• Payment by check, cash, or trade of spices and fine furs.

Best of Luck and Get the word out!!

Shipping is $8.11

About Dave:

• I've known Dave for oh, probably about 12 years.
• We play softball on a couple of teams and afterwards sometimes get a bite to eat at The Ground Round.
• He lives right near where I work (which is a coincidence because I knew him before getting the job!)
• Dave is pretty easy-going.
• He sometimes complains about sports-talk-radio personalities but generally is quite pleasant.
• Dave's nickname is "The Rabbi" but he's not really a Rabbi (that I know of). It's a long story how the name came about. He might share that with you when you go to dinner.

Conditions:

• Winner must pay for dinner plus the final bid price of the auction.
• Payments may be made by cash or check.
• Any additional fees incurred (e.g. travel) are the responsibility of the auction winner.
• Dinner is to take place somewhere local to Dave (specific location is up to auction winner)
• The length of the dinner engagement will be determined by Dave.
• Additional guests are welcome if approved by Dave
• Dave may, at his discretion, bring one or more guests

Disclaimer:

• I'm not sure if Dave knows yet about this. I haven't mentioned it to him as of the start of the auction.

Good luck! I'm sure you'll greatly enjoy an evening with "Dave"!

I have found many uses for this over the years. For example, someone once asked me what "half of 100.4" was. Another time, I was asked to lend someone $50.20.

The number "50.2" is central to many facets of life. For example:

• The distance from home plate to the pitchers mound on a baseball diamond is just 10.3 feet more.
• The American Wild Turkey (Meleagris gallopovo) has an average body temperature of 103°F. Just think how close this is to exactly twice 50.2!
• How many years are there in just slightly more than a half-century? You guessed it!
• Of course, the number 50.2 has unlimited potential in the field of education.

I could go on, but you get the point.

I am offering this number as one entity (i.e. I'm not offering the number "one" 50.2 times) Also, this number is presented "as is". It is the buyer's responsibility to convert it to metric, Celcius, or French.

Shipping is free (obviously). Good luck bidding!

• One is that you can pull up the top and put staples in it.
• A second difference is that when you put papers under it and squish it really hard, it staples them.
• The final difference is that it WILL NOT sharpen pencils. There isn't even a hole to put pencils in.

Anyway, if you have an office or a home that is lacking in this area, this auction just might be for you. Shipping is $3.50. Personal checks, please.

Good Luck!!